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CatDog

by Heather Anne Campbell

If science can keep a dog's head alive,
It's possible a cat-dog hybrid can survive
Grafted intestines make a hole in between,
So both organisms eat but share a single spleen

Cat
Dog... Cat
Dog...
Scientifically accurate little Cat
Dog

Full of antibiotics, sedated as well
Cat
Dog's short life would be a nightmare hell
Ethically dubious, against the law
Cat
Dog would need a scientist like Mengele

Cat
Dog... Cat
Dog...
Why would anyone make a little Cat
Dog?

PETA protests, so do all decent folk,
But Cat
Dog gets on TV as a children's show
Fill it full of steroids and make it do tricks
Cat
Dog has two heads, but only one dick

Cat
Dog... Cat
Dog...
Reverse human centipede with a cat and a dog

Fighting for position, Cat
Dog bites the other half
Truth is the dog part would prob'ly kill the little cat
Rotting behind him, necrosis sets in
Finally, Dog dies next to his half-cat twin

Cat
Dog... Cat
Dog...
Scientifically accurately dead Cat
Dog!