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This Waitress is Prettier Than My Wife

by Griffin and Quagmire

on Griffin and Quagmire

Together:
This waitress is prettier than my wife
I could kill my family with a knife
We'll sail around the world by ship
I'll give my whole wad as a tip
But first I'll kill my family with a knife

Quagmire:
Yes, he's gonna kill his family with a knife

Peter:
Irregardless of this waitress, I will kill them with a knife