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I Dominate!!!

by GoRemy

Why should you hire me?
Why should I work for you?
I gotta good work ethic
Check out my performance review!

This isn't a performance review
It's a receipt from Play-Doh
Look, I have no idea
Who that is, okay, yo?

I make revenues appear
Like I was a magician
And my personal tenants
Mirror the company mission

And yo, I got an MBA
Ah, business administration!?
No, I gotta Masters'
In bein' amazing

What's your greatest strength?
Just one? Don't make me laugh
Here's a graph that calculates
My awesomeness at making graphs

I'm a proven team player
And a real tough guy
What's your biggest weakness?
Chocolate goes right to my thighs

Here's a copy of my résumé
You're welcome by the way
Oh, and one more thing
I DOMINATE!

CHORUS:
Monday, Thursday, Tuesday, Friday
Wednesday's when I do it my way
Weekends we can safely state
I'mma freakin' dominate!

[Beat]

In the AM I ain't playin'
I decide what to do
Board game? Cards?
Super KO Boxing 2?

But first I gotta' brush my teeth
Get up outta' my bed
Cause beaten' and gingivitis
Are two things I ain't getting

I can't decide
Which mouthwash to try
But look out plaque
You 'bout to get genocide-d

Shampoo and conditioner
What you gonna do?
They're both in the same bottle
Cause I told them to!

You don't separate your laundry?
I don't have to there, smart guy
Cause when you dominate
No need for laundry apartheid!

A1 like the sauce
B2 like the vitamin
Straight droppin' bombs
No you won't believe the fight I'm in

C2, D2
Man you sunk me
Yeah I'm throwing more twos
Than an angry monkey

Well you might be better at this
Understatement, wrong
That's like saying
Oedipus KINDA liked his mom

Movin' on to some chess
Run the board like I own it
Take out all your tiny dudes
Yeah talk about pawn-age!

Think your little horsey
Gonna mess with me?
Boom pop, next stop
Glue factory!

Finally found a tough card game
Against a solid player
Then I realized
I was playin' solitaire!

Runnin' out of competition
Don't know what to do
Hit up Glu Mobile (Glu Mobile!)
For some Super KO Boxing 2

I'm the king of the ring
Please excuse the euphemism
Now get up out my way
I'mma engage in pugilism!

To the left and the left
And the right and right
Can you feel
I'm the king of Weenieville tonight

Yeah I rule this town
I hit you with another
I'mma be Chris Brown
You be my substantial other (Wow)

Dodgin' and weavin'
My defense is hot
I got more duck
Than a Chinese restaurant

Fightin' 15 Cent
But a call is waitin'
Dude I call you back
I be dominatin'!

Super KO Boxing 2?
I heard that's good on the i
Phone
Seriously dude
I need to beat this guy on my phone!

(Don't you always lose to like one of the first guys anyway?)
(What...? No, shut up)

[CHORUS]

(In the bathroom!)
I dominate!
(Fax machine!)
I dominate!
(Crossing the street!)
I dominate!
(In Pilates class!)
I dominate!
(Origami!)
I dominate!
(Sidewalk!)
I dominate!