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Boomstick

by George Reinblatt

ASH
Cheryl, I'm really getting tired of you trying to kill me! You see this?
This is my boomstick! It's a 12 gage, double barrel, brimington
S-Marts top of the line!

You can find this in the sporting goods department!
That's right, this sweet baby was made right here in Grandrapids, Michigan

Retails about a hundred and nine, ninety-five
It's got a wallnut stolk, coalball blue steal and a hair trigger
That's right, shop smart! Shop S-Mart! Ya' got that!

CHERYL
I'll swallow your soul!

ASH
Swallow this!

(He shoots)