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Darth Vader Uses Ebonics

by George Carlin

inform the comander that lord vader shuttle has arrived
vader this is a unexpected pleasure we are honored by your presence
yo g abby the c why yo' hommies ain't workin' they booties off
i assure you lord vader my men are working as fast as they can
we be seeing if they get this ride going with six foot seven a black starie dog
i tell you our station will be operation as we planned
well the man don't think so and he be cruising down here to check out this ride
the emperor is coming here?
yeah and he gon' put cap up yo' ass
we should top our efforts
damn strait and this be CNN