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Rapping cow

by Gatis Kandis

Gatis: So you are a talking cow
Cow: Yes
Gatis: What else can you do?
Cow: I can rap
Gatis: Okay, let's see that
Cow: Give me a beat
Gatis: Okay. Here you go

[Short Beat Instrumental]

I, I am a cow!... And I say moo!
And eat grass and give milk and doo! (That's poop!)
And I do not need a loo
I just do it like a kangaroo

Gatis: "Hold on. Can you change the subject please?"

I do not want to be in this too
Much rather would prefer to be in the zoo
Where I would have a double room with a beau
And there would also be a cock or two

Singing to me every morning "cock-a-doodle-doo"
Or a cuckoo bird singing.. "coo coo"

And the farmer would use the very best shampoo
To wash my hair while I chew on this brand new shoe

And then he would bring my breakfast menu
And I put have a duck with a shoots of a bamboo

Gatis: "What??"

Yeah, that's right
I'm sick and tired of being vegetarian
That's pretty much like being pee-destrian
Which reminds me I need my own car
And also custom made oversized cow bra

Gatis: "Are you serious?... Why?"

Because I'm unique and a very special cow
Anyone meeting me for the first time says wow
Anycow, it's time for my nap so I'm gonna have to say goodbye for now

Gatis: "Okay... bye, cow..." *sniffs* "Bye, cow..."