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Slender-Man vs Freddy Fazbear

by Epic Rap Battles Of Cancer

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CANCER!
Slender-Man
VS
Freddy Fazbear!
BEGIN!
Slender-Man:
Hello It's me, Slender-Man, you fucking cracker jack
Unlike you Freddy FazSack, I don't hate the blacks!
I will rape you with my tentacles and you'll like it
But fuck, then It's not rape, well you can call me pickle rick!
The Creepypasta legend, created in ‘09 with a big dick
Your restaurants and your pizza all smell like shit!
Told me you were Withered Freddy but you didn't do bits
You just evolved into the first bear, with tits!

Freddy Fazbear:
I see a little nigga inside my pizzeria
Thinks he can escape? That's funny, mama mia
Just like my nose during winter, you'll be very runny
Ooga chaka, ooga chaka, niggers in my tummy!
Withered Freddy:
A slender nigga is really trying to come at me?
Kidnapping children in the forest, now that's VERY
Scary, keeping his relevance? Very rarely
And by the end of this battle he'll be dug into a cemetery

Slender-Man:
Oh no, angry video game shitter, I'm so very scared
By a bear except he's gay and he's lost all of his hair!
I will cut off his dick like I suck on a clit
He's called Freddy Fazbear but should be Freddy FazBITCH
Collect my 8 pages and wipe them with your ass
Then take a big fart and run for it very fast
It's the end for Freddy and his whole queer band crew
Now you should know there's no one here to save you

???: (choking noise)

Slender-Man: What the fuck

Herobrine:
HEY LITTLE NIGGER ITS ME THE MOTHERFUCKING BOSS
I CUT UP UNDERAGE PUSSY AND I EAT IT WITH SOME SAUCE
THERE'S NO WAY IN NOTCH YOU WILL EVER GET PAST ME
BECAUSE WHEN LITTLE BABIES SEE HEROBRINE, THEY PEE
ONCE I STEAL ALL YOUR DIAMONDS YOU'LL CRY LIKE BOW WOW
WE'RE GOING TO GET SOME SHAMROCK SHAKES LIKE NOW!
COME WITH ME ONTO THE FLOOR, WE'LL HAVE A NICE DANCE
THEN I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU WITH MY ENCHANTED DIAMOND TANTS

Slender-Man:
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in your mom
Call me Saddam Hussein because I'm dropping rap bombs!
Yes, that's right, you won't stand my large pick!
I didn't say dick but instead I said pick, get it, you dick?
I need to eat some babies, need to shart on the blacks
You're a hoax confirmed by mojang and I'm high on crack
This was even more easier than cooking a cow
After --Removed Herobrine I'll hit you with a bling blaow

W2S:
This battle was shit
Why did we have to wait one month for it?
You said you were shitting but didn't take shits
You just evolved into the first viral myth went to shit
You said you had to get some things off your chests
So why the fuck do you keep eating chicken breasts?
Think you're so slick? Well come down and lick my feet
WAIT, SLENDER, STOP! SHE'S ONLY SEVENTEEN!

Slender-Man:
Oh W2S.. You stinky stanky fad!
Seeing your disstracks really makes me want to fap!
I'm so slick on the track that you could call me slendy
But don't mistake me for that black and white nigga Bendy!
What's wrong little nigga? Why you looking blue?
It looks like as if a bird took a shit on your black shoes
This is my disstrack and you're not coming back from it
Open your mouth for when I stab you with my slender dick