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P-Funk Pie

by Duce

on A Sip Of The Duce (1994)

[Chorus: Dank]
Hey diddle diddle, Dank's in the middle
Of this p-funk pumpkin pie
And if you wanna hit it you can get with it
Welcome to the east side
Hey diddle diddle, Dank's in the middle
Of this p-funk pumpkin pie
And if you wanna hit it you can get with it
Slip into some g-funk, right

[Verse 1: Dank]
Now for miles and miles, deep into the east
Of the CPT where we all be
At the park hittin' switches, shootin' dice and hoops
Watch the homie hop scot in his '85 Coupe
Plus Pookie got ten on the dubsack
Had to reach back, grab my orange pack of zags and laugh
I'm faded anyway, watchin' TVs play
Football and ?? since the ??
This parade is celebration (Papa Duke: 'Cause we can get our squabbles on a desert confrontation)
And enemies be waitin' to start some triggeration
But face it, ain't no ?? duce my drinks
So get a fat chunk of that east side funk
Pump it in your trunk for months and months
I got fat blunts of the real (Papa Duke: Now you know how that feel)
But only if I can steal a quarter piece of that pie
It'll be all right

[Chorus: Papa Duke]
Hey diddle diddle, Papa's in the middle
Of this p-funk pumpkin pie
And if you wanna hit it you can get with it
Welcome to the east side
Hey diddle diddle, Papa's in the middle
Of this p-funk pumpkin pie
And if you wanna hit it you can get with it
Slip into some g-funk, right

[Verse 2: Papa Duke]
Now keep it 3, 2, 1, here I come, yes I flow
The Papa Duke of all dukes is not your ordinary joe
But still I'm chillin' and killin' a beat, there'll never another
I got to earn my bucks and pay respects to my mother
And keep you punk ass niggas in check, ?? respect
And if things'll go my way I'll put a whole in your frill chest
Eyes lay open wide but when I hit ‘em I close ‘em
But once you said I was wack I got to thinkin' it was time to show ‘em
So niggas back up off me ‘cause the Duke is fits to do this
Whoop that asses by the masses, ?actin' bitchy? like a buddhist
Comin' swift with Torch Chamba muthafuckin' Productions
Snatch that pie, give me mine in a '62 I'm headhuntin'
So prepare for the duce mob's invasion for god's sake
Relief off you wack motherfuckers with ‘nuff airplay
But only if I can get a quarter piece of that pie
It'll be all right

[Chorus: Dank]
Hey diddle diddle, Duce is in the middle
Of this p-funk pumpkin pie
And if you wanna hit it you can get with it
Welcome to the east side
Hey diddle diddle, the Duce is in the middle
Of this p-funk pumpkin pie
And if you wanna hit it you can get with it
Slip into some g-funk, right

[Verse 3: Dank]
Now let me slip into some g-funk ‘cause Dank is gettin' dumb
And we gon' be in this business for more years to come
And me the gangsta Dank has got his piece of the pie
You might be takin' they funk but you ain't gettin' mine
‘Cause I ain't givin' nothin' but the slugs from my nine
Sublime, it's all mine

[Verse 4: Papa Duke]
Check this out, when I'm flowin', yes I'm showin' these niggas that I can do damage
I swing up my rhymes, let me get down to choppin' the mic like a savage
When I get mad I go ?? the face I carry is steady smooth
Like a psycho in the night with a ?juggular chevy?
A lunatick, a maniac when my temper is flamin'
L-O-N-G-B-E-A-C-H is the city I'm claimin'
Ahead I'll bust a punk, I'll rush to the ground, I fight dirty
Evil thinkin' superstitious, ?? you can't hurt me
Ain't a chance for you punk, so take your army and go
Snap your neck, show no respect and kick your ass out the door

[Chorus: Duce Duce]
So uhm hey diddle diddle, we all in the middle
Of this p-funk pumpkin pie
And if you wanna hit it you can get with it
We out this bitch, thank you bye

[Outro]
[Papa Duke] Check this out, I'd like to give a shoutout to Big Bo
[Dank] The Torcha Chamba
[Papa Duke] Cozy Grinch
[Dank] Soup
[Papa Duke] I'd like to give a shoutout to our engineer Alex
[Dank] That nigga crazy ?? *fade*