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CSUN Fucking Sucks

by Dillweeds

on Flying a Boat (2019)

"I can'tn'tn't wait for the CSUN game" -Chrlz
"Well we better get going! The game starts at 6 PM and it's 2:19 PM" -Robert
"Where is the game?" -Chrlz
"Maybe it's at the Matadome" -Chiz
"No that be a silly place for a game. A lot of people will probably show up!" -Robert
“That would be silly, I think it's in Santa Barbara” -Chrlz
"Yeah. Since Basketball is so popular in Southern California a lot of people will show up. And UCSB's basketball stadium seats 5,600 fans for basketball!" -Robert
"But this is CSUN" -Chiz
"Let's get going!" -Robert
So they all started to fly to Santa Barbara to watch the CSUN game against Portland. Little did they know that the game was actually in the Matadome
"What time is it? We are here at the Thunderdome which was named after a basketball game in which UCSB upset NCST by double digits in 1987 to give it the name "The Thunderdome"!! -Robert
"Hey it's 5:25! The game will start soon!" -Chrlz
"Let's go buy tickets!" -Robert
"Hello guys. Are you here for UCSB vs Montana State?" -Ticket Guy
"No we're here for CSUN vs Portland!" -Chrlz
"You guys are fucking stupid. Why would CSUN play here?" -Ticket Guy
"Well since basketball is so popular in this area, we thought the game will be here." -Robert
"We barely fill up half the seats here. Small College Basketball isn't that popular anywhere." -Ticket Guy
"So where is the CSUN game?" -Robert
“At the Matadome, dumbass” -Ticket Guy
“Fuck, we need to call a nail salon to postpone the game until we get there” -Chiz
"Si" -Chrlz
So they borrow a phone at a near by hotel and call a nail salon in Riverside and ask if they can postpone the game
"Postpone the CSUN game cunt." -Chase
"Uh ok" -Nail Lady
Then in the distance they hear a nail lady screech and you hear echos
*screeching* -Nail Lady
Suddenly Matty the Matador grew 500 feet tall
"gfgwufvywfdwjfdcduj afvjhfvja. Let's pee in a cow." -Matty
Then Matty started doing the Default Dance from Fortnite while he started blocking planes flying by
"Why are the planes so low?" -Robert
"GRRRRRRRRR! PLANE TRAFFIC!!" -Chrlz
There were hundreds of planes honking and braking in the air. It was almost impossible to move
"Afraid that no-one around me. Understands my potato. Think I'm only a spud boy. Looking for a real tomato." -Matty
"I'm tired of this traffic!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! -Chiz
Chase starts to sing his favorite line from one of his favorite Gorillaz song
"LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" -Chiz
The planes started to swim into the ground and then Robert started flying towards the Matadome
"Hey we are here!" -Chrlz
"It's only 9:52!" -Robert
"Hello guys. I heard about your story. You can come in for free." -Ticket Girl
"Yippee!" -Chrlz and Chiz
"Sorry no Boats." -Ticket Lady
"vdjgwfvdryjdbjwhgdajkgdiuwa. Eat a hamster penis!!!1 wgfdjwfdb ftywtboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi9uisudfui." -Robert
So CJ and Chase went into the game while Robert was forced to stay outside. Chase and CJ had a great time at the game. They saw their favorite players Blair Orr on CSUN and some guy named JoJo on Portland. Chase really wanted a t shirt that had the Pepsi logo on it but couldn't get it cause he went to get a Pepsi. CSUN also had an 18 point lead at one point but then ate shit and blew that lead and lost 80-77. Woo
"That was swell." -Chiz
"I saw Matty the Matador dance!!1" -Chrlz
"GDJWfdjwgb dftwdfrdftfwdw efujkhfhigfhecuntjbibfwgubd" -Matty
"And guess what CJ!" -Chiz
"What?" -Chrlz
"CSUN fucking sucks" -Chiz