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Valentine's Smoochie

by Dash

[Chorus]
I love you so, and you are mine
Others ask me out, but I decline
I know that we were meant to be
I do love you, and you love me

[Verse 1]
How do I ask you, I'm just a shy bat
I really like you, and I can't hide that
Oh snap, I'm gonna have a panic attack
So I'll take a step back, try to relax

This is it, baby, Nightwing x Flaky
Cuter than Flippy, yeah, I said it, hate me
You said yes, and now we are dating
And I don't give a fuck what the others say, see

Months later, in bed, you say "take me"
Our mouths touch, I taste you, you taste me
I can say surely that you are tasty
Fuck, I'm so glad that you decided to date me

I need you girl, and I need all of it
Maybe even fan art of you {sucking my dick}
But whatever, I'm happy that we're together
Unlike our bodies, this bond cannot sever

[Chorus]
I love you so, and you are mine
Others ask me out, but I decline
I know that we were meant to be
I do love you, and you love me

[Verse 2]
Snowers is wondering "who will choose me?"
Of course, it's the gay purple buck-toothed Toothy
Cuddles is wondering, "why does he seduce me?
Giggles is mad, this will make her lose me."

It's okay, Cuddles, I'm here to reassure you
That Toothy will never belong to you
At least not completely, only to he, see
And by "he" I meant Snowers, obviously not me

Fuck, look at that mouth and those bedroom eyes
I wonder what he'd be like in bed at night
Look at that banana that his mouth is around
That's already a preview of what's going down

But who the fuck's going down on who?
You going down on Toothy, or he on you?
Hey Snowers, there's a lot of fun to be had
But you better hope Winter doesn't get too mad!

[Chorus]
I love you so, and you are mine
Others ask me out, but I decline
I know that we were meant to be
I do love you, and you love me

[Verse 3]
Nightwing and Flaky, Snowers and Toothy
Two perfect couples who were meant to be
Nightwing does the music, and Snowers the art
And from our girl/boyfriends you can't tear us apart

I'm not sure why I wrote this song
But I guess I meant to do it all along
What would Kenn think if he saw this shit?
Ehhh... I bet he'd love it

Happy Tree Friends, 2017
We're still alive, and we've got our shipping
Musical Mayhem, this is a song
From the album that you have on

If this song's too much, listen to the rest of it
The rest of it isn't as messed as this
Yeah, I wrote this song, people, call me a jerk
I had to have at least one that was Not Safe For Work!

[Chorus]
I love you so, and you are mine
Others ask me out, but I decline
I know that we were meant to be
I do love you, and you love me

[Outro]
Yeah! Bringing to you the two best shippings in this fandom... Nightwing x Flaky, and Snowers x Toothy... Happy Tree Friends 2017, motherfucker! We're still alive, and we'll never die! Shouts out to my homies... Giggles, Petunia, Cuddles and Toothy! This was a musical Happy Tree Friends Smoochie!