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I Killed Jesus

by Ceeingee

[Intro]
Jesus Christ: Chris, don't kill me
Ceeingee: Ha, tell God that you fancy him
Jesus Christ: You will burn in HELL!
[Verse 1]
I took Jesus, put him in the oven
Cooked him for 20 minutes and ate him with a hot cross muffin
If Jesus was a dog, I would rip the mutt apart and take out his guts
I would only respect him if he was with 20 sluts
Sexy ones, not those ugly looking ones
Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?
He kept getting nailed to the boards
A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?"
God answers, "To me, it's about a minute."
"God, how much is a million dollars?" "To me, it's a penny."
"God, may I have a penny?" "Wait a minute."
It's like God is gonna pay ya when it comes to 10000 years
In time, God can't even predict a rhyme
I slime into a holy mans chest, I'll confess my life's sins to the best
Look at the mess, I'm beginning to act like a fuckin' damn ass, yass
Mary is in bed with Jesus, she's shouting "OH JESUS, OH MY JESUS!"
Cent has the magic stick and Jesus has the holy stick
One way to talk about or mention a biblical dick
[Hook]
Guess what, I killed Jesus
Guess what, I killed Jesus
Guess what, I killed Jesus
[Verse 2]
I grab Mary and fuck her til God strikes me down
Put my dick in her, take her and finish her
Put her in my car til it crashes
I'm peeing on a priest in the masses
I'm doing shit that is so damn fucked up, I'm pissing in the holy grail cup
I'm putting an hex on damn chicks
Kill every Jesus freak, the peak of a bird is blue when I kill it
Have a bird for dinner, I'mma be a winner
Fuck this, shit is getting thinner and damn good so I'll be a ringer
Pick yer ring for a good time to sing like fuck it, I'm in a truck
I might kick the fuckin' bucket
I'm on it, I'll be shitting on a bible til it smells like shit
Wait it already does cause it is shit
It's more shit than my face, I ain't ugly but my butt is
I think I might take a piss, on a nun til she is gone
I will make her drink it, a golden shower
Check the hour cause I want a power to scour priests in showers
I'm kickin' down a shit man, I could be a hitman
Trying to make a hit-list with a bit for the best kill in the century
[Hook]
Guess what, I killed Jesus
Guess what, I killed Jesus
Guess what, I killed Jesus
[Verse 3]
My stomach is rumblin'
I now have the spirits comin' within
I'm starting to go crazy like Maisie and little Daisy
I start to go madder than a sad man with an infected bladder
I'm starting to go badder than anything like wanting to be Scottish king
Sitting down, I'm in Scotland wanking
I'm sexing with a hoe that is drunk, drugged her too
She's now doped up, I'mma fuck this bitch while she has no cope, yup
I'm not a nice boy, hail to the pope yup
I'm starting to crazy, hey bitch
I'm turning madder than a mad man in a car with a stroke going to a bar
Getting pissed, yep
He's in the car, gonna crash
His head is bashed, his arm slashed by a knife
Some dude is cutting him bad than a pin going through your brain
I'm in a train, it's going faster than a airplane and I'm gonna die
I'm in pain from a bitch stabbin' me right in the artery
I'm screamin', she's taking my guts out without me known
Now I'm gutless, she's hurting me badder than the butt does, or butt is
I'm trying to run, she's grabbin' me right back to the seat to kill me more
[Hook]
Guess what, I killed Jesus
Guess what, I killed Jesus
Guess what, I killed Jesus