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Options/When the Truth Comes Out

by Cast of Scrubs

[PRELUDE]

[ELLIOT]
(spoken) Ugh, I know J.D.'s in a bad place, but I'm an adult, I'm making good money—I just want to live by myself

[CARLA]
(spoken) So just tell him

[ELLIOT]
(spoken) Oh-hoh, well if it's that easy why don't you just tell Turk you want to go back to work?

[CARLA]
(sigh) What the hell am I going to do?

[PATTI goes by in a wheelchair turning their conversation into song]

[CARLA]
I could tell a bunch of lies

[ELLIOT]
I could buy him his own place

[CARLA]
I could bring the baby here with me

[ELLIOT]
Or tell him there's no space!

[PATTI leaves the scene, abruptly ending the song]

[CARLA]
(spoken) Those are some lame-ass ideas

[ELLIOT]
(spoken) We are so screwed