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Gonna Miss You, Carla

by Cast of Scrubs

[TED]
So Carla, when will you be back?

[CARLA]
Not for a year

[THE WORTHLESS PEONS – RANDALL, CRISPIN, & ROY]
[gasps] A Year?!

[CARLA]
Not for one long, long year

[THE WORTHLESS PEONS]
[harmonizes]
We understand you love that kid
But this ain't no way to treat us!

[LAVERNE]
And I hesitate to say you did
What Judas done to Jesus!

[DOUG]
When you leave us all, we'll be upset—
[Slips and falls abruptly]

[JANITOR]
[Spoken, dryly] Look out, that floor is very wet
[Places a “Caution” cone next to DOUG]

[THE WORTHLESS PEONS, LAVERNE, DOUG, DR. KELSO, UNNAMED NURSES]
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're gonna miss you 'round here!
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're singing this through our tears!
How we ever gonna get along without ‘cha for a long, long year?

[TED]
Who'll tell me that my new toupee looks sweet?

[DR. KELSO]
Who'll treat my gay son's rash and be discrete?

[THE TODD]
Who'll give me better ways to say "man-meat"?

[CARLA]
[Spoken in Spanish] Pincho chiquito

[THE TODD]
[Spoken] Thanks! I'm usin' that!

[THE WORTHLESS PEONS, LAVERNE, DOUG, DR. KELSO, UNNAMED NURSES, & THE TODD]
Ooo, we're gonna miss you 'round here
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're singin' this through our tears
How we ever gonna get along without ‘cha for a long, long year?

[TURK]
[Dancing]
My baby's made the choice
To be at home and not at work
So let us all rejoice
'Cause she's the brand-new Mama Turk

[CARLA]
He's right of course
And yet my heart
In spite of this
Feels torn apart

[THE WORTHLESS PEONS, LAVERNE, DOUG, DR. KELSO, UNNAMED NURSES, THE TODD, & TURK]
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're gonna miss you 'round here!

[TED]
I need a tissue, Carla!

[THE WORTHLESS PEONS, LAVERNE, DOUG, DR. KELSO, UNNAMED NURSES, THE TODD, & TURK]
We're singin' this through our tears!
How we ever gonna get along without ‘cha?
How we ever gonna get along without ‘cha?
How we ever gonna get along without ‘cha?

[TURK]
[Shouts] Lunch!

[CARLA]
It's gonna be a long, long year....