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Wonderful Ways to Say No

by Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue

SMOKE:
Well, you look like three fine lads. You know, I might have something here you'd like to try. Something to make you feel real good

HUEY:
There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no

DEWEY:
No thanks!

HUEY:
No way!

BABY KERMIT:
Better learn a few and take 'em wherever you go

DEWEY:
No dice!

LOUIE:
No sir!

BABY KERMIT:
If your pal says, "Let's get high"

GARFIELD:
Here's a practical reply

TIGGER:
Go ahead, let it fly, spit right in his eye and say--

WINNIE THE POOH, TIGGER, HUEY AND DEWEY:
No!

CHIPMUNKS:
There's a million international ways to say nope

HEFTY SMURF:
Those drugs are so boring

CHIPMUNKS:
All around the world the smart guys are giving up dope

BABY KERMIT:
I've been training for football

BABY GONZO:
In Berlin, they just say "nein."

ALF:
And they tell me that works fine

ALF, TIGGER, HUEY, DEWEY AND LOUIE:
Cause the bottom line's to show your spine and say no

GARFIELD:
Now you could say "beat it," "get lost," "get out of my face with that stuff."

ALF:
But that could be tactless. You may prefer cool, like this:

BABY KERMIT:
I'll catch you guys later, okay?

MICHELANGELO:
I've got too much homework. It's rough

BABY GONZO:
I'm late for my baseball game and I'll miss my ride

TIGGER:
My kid sister needs me

ALF:
Her hamster died

BABY PIGGY:
Gotta hurry home

POOH:
There's no time to kill

TIGGER:
So I'll catch you later

MICHELANGELO AND BABY PIGGY:
Like heck I will!

CHIPMUNKS:
There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no

POOH:
(sneezes) Guess I'm allergic

GARFIELD:
And a good excuse is something you never outgrow

BABY PIGGY:
It's bad for my complexion

BABY KERMIT:
When your pals say, "Let's get wrecked!"

DEWEY:
Muster up your self-respect

MICHELANGELO:
Go on, push eject, protect yourself

MICHELANGELO, HUEY, DEWEY AND LOUIE:
Get up and go!

TIGGER:
Be the first one on your block to say--

ALF:
"Eh, forget it, doc."

CHIPMUNKS:
Try a couple of those wonderful ways to say no

BABY PIGGY:
But you forgot one. Wait!

HUEY, DEWEY AND LOUIE:
There's a million zillion wonderful ways to say no

BABY PIGGY:
Stand back, and I'll demonstrate!

ALL:
There's a million jillion wonderful ways to say---

BABY PIGGY:
HI-YAH!

ALL:
No!