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If they let a drug dealer into a musical.

by CalebCity

Hey Kid! Wanna buy some drugs?
Umm, what are drugs?
What are drugs? They're spectacular substances that make you feel magnificent!
Um, wait didn't my parents tell me drugs are bad?
No no shut up shut! Alright let me explain.

Hey there boys and girls I got many of many of drugs for you.
[Lots of drugs for you]
Don't you want to know just many other drugs you can do.
[There's so much to do]
I'm always selling, and they sure go fast. You better get some because they wont last!
Don't be a square bear and say that they're bad, don't worry children, I sold some to your dad!
[lalala ladey doo]
Come along, come along, hurry on because the cops are coming.
If you hide by the cars on the street they'll never see you there.
Don't you know these drugs are so special that, other cops want to take them.
Follow my directions I'll show you the proper way we can shake them!
Come on!
*Cop Punches*
Ahhh!
*Punches repeat*
We got em' we got em' we got em' em we got em'!