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Dear Santa

by Bob & Tom

on Holiday Classics (2009), The Complete Epic Christmas Collection (2017)

(Sean Morey)

Dear Santa, this is Billy from Dallas
I would like a Big Wheel with air conditioning package, power steering, CD player, and also a Sony Play
Station

Dear Santa, this is Raoul from Venezuala
I want a stick
To burn for heat

Dear Santa, this is Jessica from Aspen
I'd like a Barbie Dream House with the electric sports car and lots of outfits and matching outfits for me, too, please

Dear Santa, this is Lupe from Paraguay
I want some rain
So I can stop drinking my own urine

Dear Santa, this is Joe from north Chicago
I want a new bike and a GI Joe with kung fu grip and grenade launcher

Dear Santa, this is Aziz from Yemen
I want a grenade launcher

Dear Santa, this is Jimmy from Greenwich
I want an electric train set with the whole village and the mountains and the tunnels, and a robot to clean my room

Dear Santa, this is Chang from Laos
I want an electric scooter, a surfboard, roller blades, and a CD-ROM player
Just kidding, I want a stick

Dear Santa, this is gibberish from Calcutta
I want a fly swatter
One that doesn't hurt when you hit yourself in the face, and some Off

Just kidding, I want a stick