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Convoy

by Blowfly

on The Legendary Henry Stone Presents Weird World: Rappin' Dancin' & Laughin' (2005)

[Intro]
As clouds covered the sun life wasn't much fun
The world was on a real trip
All the record shops were [?] because the truckers was on strike
There was many Blowfly records being shipped

[Verse 1]
[?] sit behind a desk with some ho playin' with the hairs on his chest
As he slowly played with his beard
He said "Listen you motherfuckin' freaks! We gotta get some records on the streets!
A strike I've always feared"
I got up from where I was sittin'
I said "You've got to be bullshittin'
Is this the real [?]?"
I knew that picket line was gonna fuck us, so I got together with some of my trucka's
And I arranged Blowfly's convoy
Yeah

[Spoken]
Breaker 1-9, this is Cum Juice on the line. Why, you wanna back off of our ass by four or five yards?
Uh, this is breaker 1-9. I can dig what 'chu putting' down, but we gotta stay so close that we can smell each others farts

[Chorus]
This is the real [?]
I'm gonna join Blowfly's convoy
[?]
I'm gonna join Blowfly's convoy

Yeah
Convoy

[Verse 2]
In a [?] no time we were across the state lines
Stopping' only for food and gas
At one of the truck stops a redneck in his shop was threatenin' to kick our ass
He was big and mean and mean and big and had "Baby Huey" written across his chest
He weighed 445 and, man alive, his white ass was really a mess
He walked over to me as cool as can be and said "Ain't you boys [?] on strike?"
Said "Its had to figure some of you niggers" as he slammed me across the back
I got up out of my chair and grabbed him by the ear and ran my finger into his motherfuckin' eye
With one hand on his butt I rammed my knee in his nut as shit ran from between his thighs
Yeah
Teach him to fuck with Blowfly
And when [?] I said "I got to be movin' on"

[Chorus]
This is the real [?]
I'm gonna join Blowfly's convoy
[?]
I'm gonna join Blowfly's convoy

Convoy

[Spoken]
Ahh, breaker 1-9, this is Cum Juice. You wanna [?] my ass a little bit, son? You still [?] motherfuckin' close
Ahh, Cum Juice this is breaker 1-9. I repeat: we got to stay as tight as a newborn baby's asshole [?]

Yeah
Convoy

[Verse 3]
We reached New York City and things looked shitty as there was no records on the street
But their eyes caught fire when they saw Blowfly'er
They said "Hooray for the king of the freaks!"
I invited the young girls to my weird world as all of the motherfuckin' guys followed
All of the sickos played my records in the discos and all of the bitches were gettin' a holla'
On subways and byways and highways and airways Blowfly was all you could hear
They did they thing as the hoes began to sing

[Chorus]
This is the real [?]
I'm gonna join Blowfly's convoy
[?]
I'm gonna join Blowfly's convoy

Convoy

[Spoken]
Ahh, breaker 1-9. I'm gonna lay it on the line. I sure would like to [?] for you a minute. All the way up here you've been actin' like some fuckin' queer and when I get my hands on your ass I'mma bury my fuckin' feet in it
Cum Juice, this is breaker 1-9, and I thought [?] real fine any motherfuckin' thing you say. Now I wasn't tryin' a harm ya' and I would just like to warn ya': did you know that I was gay?

[Verse 4]
A
Ass
B
Bastard
C
Cunt
D
Dickhead
E
Eattin' pussy
F
Fuckin'
G
Good pussy
H
Hard dick
I
Intercourse
J
Juicy cunt
K
Kiss my ass
L
Long dick
M
My long dick
O
Oversized pussy
P
Prick
Q
Quick nut
R
Rectum
S
Sissy
T
Turd
U
Unicorn ass
V
Very good pussy
W
Wild motherfucker
X
X for piece of ass
Y
Your big pussy
Z
Zombie pussy

[Spoken]
Hey, Blowfly
Yeah. What 'chu want, motherfucker?
My name is Clarence Reid, man. You know me, don't 'cha?
Hell no, who … Why should I know your motherfuckin' ass?
Because I'm responsible for your motherfuckin' ass. That's why your supposed to know me
You [?] fuckin' hit [?]?
Well, I [?] a bunch of hit [?]
Well like what?
I created you motherfuckin' ass
Your a goddamn liar. My …
Your [?] a goddamn liar
You want me to kick you motherfuckin' ass, don't 'cha?
Anyway, you think you big shit, don't 'cha?
I am big shit!
[?] you gotta fuckin' record
I'm the fuckin' star!
You think your real hot shit, but you ain't shit, motherfucker. To prove you ain't gotta lotta … you don't even know your motherfuckin' album [?]
Watch your fuckin' mouth! Watch you fuckin' mouth! I don't play that shit!
What … Which letter did you forget?
I said all my fuckin' letters!
Your a goddamn liar!
[?] motherfuckin' liar
You forgot "N"
I meant to forget that shit!
Or naw. You [?] forgot it intentionally. Right?
I know I forgot "N." I that know I forgot "N."
Get ready. Did I forget "N?"
Okay. If that's the way you feel about it, fuck you then!
Fuck you!
Our relationship is dissolved!
More power to ya'!
[?]
Up your fuckin' ass!
[?]
You can kiss your own ass and act like a goose!
[?]
[?] that motherfucka'! Hey, Freddy. I don't want that motherfucker on my session no mo'
[?] don't give a fuck who we [?]
And tell [?] either Clarence Reid or Blowfly have to [?] on this motherfucker

[Outro, spoken]
Convoy
[?] recorded motherfucker fuckin' with me, talking' 'bout he Clarence Reid
Better come on and join my convoy
Or this the real [?]
Yeah