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Beggin' for Pussy Medley

by Blowfly

on Blowfly On Tour '86 (1986)

Yeah!
Now, all you motherfuckers out there know that
Superstars get plenty of pussy
But what you don't know is
All the superstars have a unique way of beggin' for pussy
Stars like Michael Jackson and Lou Rawls
All of those guys

I want you to imagine, one minute that
Lionel Richie is checkin' a young lady out like that ho sittin' right over there
And he wanna beg her for some pussy
Old Lionel would probably look her right in the eye
And say something just like this

Yeah, the bitch sittin' right in the front row
Not the one that's smokin' pot
He don't fuck with hos like that
I'm talkin' about the young lady over there in the red
He would probably say somethin' like this

I'll stand and masturbate outside your door
If it means I can dwell deep within your cunt for evermore
Sometimes I think my balls will overflow
Hello, bitch is this what your lookin' for

Yeah, thank you very, very, very, very much
Now, how can a ho resist somethin' like that
Especially when a motherfucker can sing like him

I want you to imagine that
Another young man that you all know very well is up here
And he's got someone in the audience that he's checkin' out
Only this time his lover has left him
And he's kind-a, torn up about this shit
So with tears in his eyes
This young man I'm talkin' about says something just like this

He wipes his face
And he looks at Eddie Murphy's picture on the table and he says

He's out of my ass
He's out of my ass
And I don't know whether to laugh or cry
He said it wouldn't hurt me
But, ooh, how he lied
Now his dick's a thing of the past
And it's out of my ass

I know you all like that shit, don't you
Yeah - the beggin' for pussy medley

But the young man that admire most of all
Is Boy George
'Cause he don't give a fuck what you think about him
He walk on stage
Ignore all you hos
Look the dude that you with straight in the eye
And say somethin' just like this

You wanna fuck me, you wanna fuck me
You wanna fuck me behind
You wanna fuck me, you wanna fuck me
You wanna fuck me behind
I heard you tellin' all of your friends
You could make me come forever
If you can do that with that little prick of yours
Then you must be really clever, 'cause
You wanna fuck me, you wanna fuck me
You wanna fuck me behind
You wanna fuck me

No, no, no, I'm not talkin' about me
I'm the fucker, not the fuckee

I want you to imagine that
Mr Kenny Rogers is up here, yes
He loves all kind of pussy, too - black, white, orange, green
He would probably look that same lady in the eye that Lionel Richie was singin' to
See, he got one of them innocent raps
He probably would say somethin' like this
Yeah

The kid is slow and easy

Lady, this dick is your knight in shinin' rubber
Ready to fuck you
So, let me dwell deep within your cunt for evermore
Hey bitch, for so many years I thought I'd never fuck you
So let me ram it up your ass till it gets sore

Ah-ha - yeah
Now, this next motherfucker I'm gonna introduce
Is old Lou, Lou Rawls
You all seen him on that Budwiser commercial, don't you
But y'all don't know what that motherfucker's doin' in that commercial
The hos say he got a dick like one of them horses, you see
You know, caught in them glass there
See, old Lou don't do anything easy
He like to be hard and strong and macho
Old Lou would probably do it - like this

Lou Rawls would probably come on stage
With a can of Budwiser in his hand
Look one of you hos straight in the eye
You know he loves to brag
And say somethin' like this

You'll never find
A dick as big as mine
That can fuck you
Deep like I do
You'll never kiss
A dick as sweet as this
You keep kissing and kissing
Your whole life through
All you got to do is try it
So don't deny it
You gonna miss this dick

Thank you very, very much
Now that you motherfuckers enjoyed the beggin' for pussy medley
You heard Michael, and all of them motherfuckers
Lionel Richie and Kenny Rogers and Lou Rawls and Boy George
Now I want you to hear the master
This is they way I beg for pussy
I walk up to a young lady like this and say

Bitch, give me some ass
Got up off the pussy
Motherfuck bein' classy and winin' and dinin'
And spendin' four or five hundred dollars on a bitch
And then she got to go, and all that shit
I said, you get up off the ass
I'd say, bitch, you can do anything you wanna do to me
Tell me

Damn, I believe I know that bitch sittin' down in the front row
Famous lady, don't I know you
(No, you don't know me)
Damn, you're fine, you got a nice ass
What, just what would it take to, cut out all the bullshit
What would it take for me to get some of this good pussy
(What you have?)
A couple of hundred dollars is all I'm gonna spend on your ass tonight
(Not really, it takes more than that)
I believe I seen you some place before
(No, no, no, no, see, I live on the other side)
Ain't your name Lynette?
(Lynette, really)
You the bitch that gave me the claps
(Come on)
Well, take some of this
Shut up, shut up