R-R-Rock Me Father Christmas (Extended Mix)

R-R-Rock Me Father Christmas

by Barron Knights

on R-R-Rock Me Father Christmas (Extended Mix) (1986)

Ooh, rock me, Father Christmas
Merry merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas

Have a drink and let's be jolly
Tra-la...
Not too much (not too much)
Or you'll be sorry
Tra-la...

Doo wop, doo wop
Doo be-doo be-doo be-doo doo
Ooh, it's horrible when you've drunk a crate and a half
You've got no control at all
It's as though you're going daft
You start talking through your hat
Stroke the food and eat the cat
And drink the bath
Doo wop, doo wop

Well, it started when I found beside the gate
That me dad had gone and left a full (hic) beer crate
I thought this couldn't go to waste
So I had a little taste
Oh, it's horrible being crate on a drunk and a half

Went to a party at Number Ten
An invitation from Maggie and Den
The Russian diplomat was getting very high
You had to put it down to the spirits in the spy
(Spirits in the spy)

Samantha Fox was one of the guests (by request)
She nearly wore a low-cut dress (what a chest)
She turned around and poked me in the eye
She knocked me out
But what a lovely way to die
(Lovely way to die)

Everyone at Christmas time ends up in a quarrel
All about what's on TV
Some say it's immoral

Oh, the TV will be ____ on Christmas Day
And Blue Peter will be bluer, so they say
We're gonna watch Joanna Lumley
Handing out the toys
And then she'll do a striptease for the boys

In spite of you, Mary Whitehouse
Everybody's having fun
If you think that Spitting Image is bad
Just watch the News at One

I've spent the last three Christmases working on the rigs
But being back home means everything to me
Well, I eat my food and drink my drink
And when I've had a swig
I sit by the fire and see what's on TV
Oh..., not Little and Large
It's every Christmas since I don't know when
Oh..., not Little and Large
Can't wait to get back to the rigs again

Merry merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas

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