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Science Wars! Acapella Parody

by AsapSCIENCE

on Science Wars (Acapella Parody) (2016), AsapSCIENCE Music (2013)

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Welcome to Science Wars

Chemistry
Chemistry

Biology
Bio

Physics
Physics

Math
Mathematical

All
Which field is best?

Physics
I understand the force and energy
Quantum mechanics and relativity
My field is pure and they rely on me
I see the universe like nobody

You may have made fun of me in high school
For being awkward and following the rules
Now I've got lasers

Chemistry
Wow, that's really cool

Physics
May the mass times acceleration be with you

Physics, Biology, and Math
Atoms
Entropy

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Dark matter
String theory

Chemistry
If you want to feel a bond
Then I can give you a good reaction
The elements that make up life are my essence
Are my satisfaction

All the other fields out there are so basic
Yeah, I'm the central science
Keep your i-on me, I'll get you charged

If you need me, call me up on Avogadro's number
If you leave me, take a titrant
Shove it up your acid buffer
Dopamine and serotonin will keep you good and happy

Just get your flask and a glass all set up
And begin to understand the world

Biology
Within me, you'll find life's beauty
From genetics to ecology

Physics and Math
(Ecology)

Biology
Symbiosis and not division
Unless it's mitosis or the study of fission
Even if you don't pass, you'll enjoy my class
Evolution has brung us along
All species singing one song

Math
If you want to learn about the world I must say
I am the purest field of study you can take
Immune to misinterpretation
The blueprint of creation
The backbone of all thing science

No bias just constant augmentation
With your mind and observation
No gadgets just your logic and your time

All
And pi
Together we will find the answers to life

Physics
With physics

Biology
Bio

Chemistry
Chemistry

Math
And math

All
We can science