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Post Malone - Rockstar (SING-OFF vs. Conor Maynard)*PARODY*

by Anth

[Intro: Caspar Lee & *Conor Maynard*]

Can you sit still for a second for me, buddy?
*Caspar, why are you setting up a camera?*
There's no camera!
Oh, just pretend that's not there
Do you want to put on your headphones?
*Headphones?*
Hold on for a minute, sorry that looks inappropriate
There we go
*Caspar you said that I was coming around so we can go to the spa together today*
*You were saying we're gonna have some very relaxing but very necessary treatment all day long and you're clearly trying to set up a sing-off right now*
*Making a noise like a horse doesn't change what you're trying to do*
If you want to do a sing-off that's fine, I didn't bring it up you did
And we could probably do it over Rockstar by Post Malone and get loads of views
*You can't just bring me around and expect me to sit here and do a sing off with you*
*You can't force me to do that-*
Shhhhhh
*What was that for?*
I just took a photo
*Whats that got to do with the sing-off?*
If you do the sing-off with me, I'll tag you on instagram

[Conor Maynard]
Baby girl
What's your name?
Lemme talk to ya
Lemme buy you a drank
I'm T-Pain, you know me
Konvict Muzic, Nappy Boy, ooh wee

[Caspar Lee & *Conor Maynard*]
Hey.. UGGH
Sorry, I missed the timing on that one
*Yeah, that was the bit you where meant to sing*
Ahh, I know, I know, so embarrassing
*Next time there's another gap,*
We have another gap coming up, right? After you? Okay

[Conor Maynard]
It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh, out the kitchen
Mama rolling that body, got every man in here wishing
We sipping on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's freakin weekend, baby, I'm about to have me some fun-

[Caspar Lee & *Conor Maynard*]
It's the remix to ignition-
*No, I just sang that song so you can't sing the same song*
*That's not how the sing-off works, I sing a song you sing a different song and so on and so forth. ‘K*
*Next time just sing a different song, a completely different song*
Sorry
*'K, you got this, you got this*

[Caspar Lee & *Conor Maynard*]
*I don't really care if you cry*
*On the real, you shoulda never lied*
*Shoulda saw the way she looked me in my eyes*
*She said "Baby, I am not afraid to die."*
It's my mom!
Hey, yeah, I'm with him right now, okay make it really quick, alright, okay, hehe

[Caspar Lee & *Conor Maynard*]
*I said “I'm sorry mama, *
*I never meant to hurt you *
*I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I'm trying to do a sing-off…*
*SO f*ck OFF!*
Conor!
She is a huge fan!
*Well, I don't care Caspar!*
*You've ruined this sing-off so far*
*I mean that you haven't even sung one note yet!*
Aaaaah
What?

[Conor Maynard]
But it was not your fault but mine
And it was your heart on the line
I really f*cked it up this time
Didn't I, my dear

[Caspar Lee]
Sorry, I'm just, I really want to make sure my next bit is good so I'm just getting in tune

[Conor Maynard]
Keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a gangsta's paradise
Been spending most their lives
Livin' in a gangsta's paradise

(Caspar's Fart Break)

[Caspar Lee & *Conor Maynard* & **Jason Segel**]
*Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you*
*By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do*
*I don't believe that anybody- *
*OWW! f*ck! OWW! CASPAR!*
You went through my part!
*No! You know what, Caspar you ruined this!*
*You'll never be a singer! You can't sing! You're embarrassing! You're terrible!*
I've been f*ckin' hoes and poppin' pillies
Man, I feel just like a Rockstar
**Caspar! You have the voice of an angle**
**Conor, he wins, get the f*ck outa here**
f*ck off Jason Segel!
No one asked you!