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Suck My 401k

by Amidst the Grave's Demons Attila Jarrod Alonge

on Beating a Dead Horse (2015)

Investment is the purchase of an asset or an item
With the hope that it will generate income
Or appreciate in the future and be sold
At the higher price and generally does not include
Deposits with a bank or similar

Institution which is the opposite of trading
Or speculation which are short-term practices
Involving a much higher degree of risk
Financial assets take many forms and can range
From the ultra-safe low-return government bonds
To much higher risk and higher reward
International stocks and a good investment strategy
Will diversify the portfolio according to the specific needs
And regardless of the success of a fundamental pick
Full potential of the asset cannot be reached

Without a proper money management strategy
Investments can be made through indirect intermediaries
Such as pension funds, banks, brokers
And the insurance companies which are institutions
That may pool money received from a large number of
Individuals into funds like unit trusts and SICAVs

Blegh

That may have been too much to take in
So let's just go real slow and show you where I've been
I've got college for my kids and retirement covered
You should start investing early, get ahead of the others

Ask your CPA about stocks, bonds, mutual funds, real estate
Analyze potential assets with sufficient research
Always make sure you identify the risks related

To your investing, keep watching
Look at my money managing strategy
Examine my liquid assets
Investing, keep watching
Look at my money managing strategy
Examine my liquid assets now

Why get rich quick when you can take your time?
There's no upside to committing financial crimes
Look out for pyramid schemes, they're unsustainable
If it seems to good to be true, contact the Federal Trade Commission

Take control of your finances

Investing, keep watching
Look at my money managing strategy
Examine my liquid assets
Investing, keep watching
Look at my money managing strategy
Examine my liquid assets now

Take financial responsibility
Retire early with a happy family
Take financial responsibility
Retire early with a happy family
Take financial responsibility
Retire early with a happy family
Take financial responsibility
Retire early with a happy family

There's a tradeoff between risk and return
You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets
Or you can be wise and minimize risk
And find a more suitable strategy somewhere
In between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum

There's a tradeoff between risk and return
You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets
Or you can be wise and minimize risk
And find a more suitable strategy somewhere
In between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum

There's a tradeoff between risk and return
You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets
Or you can be wise and minimize risk
And find a more suitable strategy somewhere
In between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum

There's a tradeoff between risk and return
You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets
Or you can be wise and minimize risk
And find a more suitable strategy somewhere
In between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum

There's a tradeoff between risk and return
You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets
Or you can be wise and minimize risk
And find a more suitable strategy somewhere
In between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum

There's a tradeoff between risk and return
You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets
Or you can be wise and minimize risk
And find a more suitable strategy somewhere
In between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum

There's a tradeoff between risk and return
You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets
Or you can be wise and minimize risk
And find a more suitable strategy somewhere
In between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum