Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set) Jim Pons (vocals)
Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan: This town.. this town.. is just a Sealed Tuna Sandwich. Sealed Tuna Sandwich with the wrapper glued ... It's by baloney on the rack It goes for 40 cents a whack. It's just a place for us to play to help us pay the cost of the tickets back to L.A. the cost of the tickets back to L.A. the cost of the tickets back to L.A.
Chorus: All the people in the Sandwich Town think the place is great. What if part of it's crumbling down? Most of them prob'ly won't be 'round ...
Howard Kaylan: They'll either be dead..
Mark Volman: or moved to San Francisco.
Howard Kaylan: ( Where everybody thinks they're Heavy Business. But it's just a Tuna Sandwich from another catering service. )